jacob emerick

He broke up with me because I wouldn't let him rape me anymore, he litteraly looks like a Chinese person with them fucked up slanted eyes, his red hair got me fucked up and his dick never did the job, FUCK he's ugly and pulls ZERO bitches, p.s. he has like 3 STD'S cuz he's gay
by Braiden fahrney November 21, 2024
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Jacob

A bitch with big feet and a big ol heart
girl #1 : EW JACOB

girl #2 : he’s got such a big Dick!
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Jacob

Noun (Jay-cub) a piece of shit or group of shits in close proximity
Oh look there’s a big Jacob in the toilet
by anonymous April 12, 2023
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Jacob

Jacob is the type of guy to pull one of the prettiest women, and ask how far they can squirt. Absolutely throwing away a 10/10.
Dude stop asking how about my squirt-o-meter, your being a real Jacob right now.
by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023
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Jacob

That boy, that boy, that boy SUS
Jacob likes toes
by NotSusJacob September 30, 2020
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Ben Jacobs

A crazy awesome person who is uber cool and created the word omega10!!!!!!!! He is sexy and has a huge dick. Doesnt waste himself on ugly chicks. Stares at girls and doesnt deny it. Also very crazy and awesome. Has amazing Bro flow!!!!
"Did you finaly do the tripple back off tommys roof"
"Ya brah i Ben Jacobs It yesterday"
by Johnny777777777 January 11, 2012
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