zooandrophobia

The fear of people wearing fursuits

P1: "have you been to a furry convention before"
P2: "hell no, i have severe zooandrophobia; i'd have a panic attack if i even saw a fursuiter!"

by Gummy34 August 4, 2022

Zoolandered

When you cease to use intelligence and reasonable processes and instead revert to monkey like hitting and smacking of something to get it to work.

My car wouldn't start and at first I tried to figure it out but before too long I just Zoolandered it and the damn thing actually started up.

by anonymous October 4, 2022

Zoofizoo

That’ CRAAAAAAZYYYYY

holy shit! Zoofizoo!

by saraerikamt October 27, 2022

Zoolaphile

A weird ass nigga who likes animals in a sexual way

Tom:This is some good zoolaphile porn

Tom's friend: Bro what the fuck.

by Qaundale January 28, 2023

zoofin

hype; bumpin; lit; wild; dope

yo this party is zoofin

by zoofer February 11, 2023

Zoocari Moochie Moochie

A statement used to describe people who are doing something stupid.

Ashley: Squidward was the krab from Spongebob right?

John: Zoocari Moochie Moochie *gesturing like a monkey*

by Oofer Gang January 21, 2023

Zoomaniac

Zoologist who insanely holds on to Zoontic Origins of Covid-19 despite majority of scientific community and general public seeing such is deception devoid of evidence. After Darwin's book Zoomania..both from Oxford.

The Zoomaniacs are pretending again to have evidence of zoonotic origins of covid due to a human, racoon dog soup of surface swabs testing positive.

by exDoctorMel March 21, 2023