Zebra Shit

A pile of shit covered with splooge.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.
I just took a giant Zebra shit on his desk.
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We are going to go zebra shit his room tomorrow.
by FedEx Blows Nuts December 23, 2010
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Zebra Dick

Zebra Dick occurs after anal sex, when, upon removing the penis from the anus, one finds it striped in feces, resembling a zebra with brown stripes. Sometimes referred to as "Tiger Penis" and often occurs in conjunction with Poop Noodle
Last night, I was fucking Cindy, and upon removing my member from her club, I found out the bitch gave me zebra dick."
by Idiodyssey May 26, 2011
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Zebra Print

Fucking a black girl in the butt and before you get off you pull out and cum on her ass. Therefore giving her a zebra print design.
Get some last night? Yeah i gave her that zebra print.
by asdkfjskdf October 25, 2010
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Humped Zebra Crossing

A term used in the UK for a giant speed bump with a striped crosswalk on top of it.
by Mark January 22, 2005
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zebra striping

When someone shits and cums in different cups and then pours them on their partners face.Then when the jizz and shit crusts over you lick it off.
Whoaah! Dude yesterday i zebra striping this chick and it was delicious.
by Miguelle Angello June 08, 2010
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Ham-Zebra

An animal which has qualities of both the zebra and the hamster; Bodies may vary animal to animal.
That Ham-Zebra had zebra legs, A hamster head, And a Zebra penis.
by Death Fetish 13007 November 17, 2007
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