WONK

An incredibly stupid ass name that American University in Washington, DC decided to waste millions of dollars trademarking. The true definition of the word is unknown. It is also unknown whether it is an acronym or an actual word. Overall, American University wasted their money trademarking a word their own students don't know the meaning to.

Student 1: See that kid over there?
Student 2: Yea, in the WONK T-shirt?
Student 1: Yea, what a stupid shirt.
Student 2: Yea.. what does WONK even mean?
Student 1: Hell if I know.
Student 2: Fuckin AU

by AUstudent August 31, 2010

Wonks

The state of being extremely hungry. Causing delirium, weakness and extreme mood swings. Hunger is so extreme, food is all one can think about.

I have the wonks!!

Phil had an extreme case of the wonks today.

by nomihomee June 21, 2011

Wook

A real dirty hippie

Man Jimmy is Wook

by Trey Anastasio August 8, 2003

wonkyu

A complete retard, lacking in ALL basic skills such as speaking, writing, reading. Or a person who isn't mentally retarded, but gives off an impression of total retardation.

Holy crap, my teacher is a complete wonkyu.
Yo that dude ran across the street, what a wonkyu!

by Robert Petreson December 15, 2008

wonky pirate

the act where a male ejaculates in his partners eye, when his partner is trying to extract the sperm, he must then kick them hard in the shin. at this point the partner will jump up clutching there leg. therefore performing the shape of a 1 legged eye patched pirate.

she said i don't swollow, so i wonky pirated the bitch.

by longjohn6inch June 18, 2011

wonK

Founded by the incredible multi-international musician, Tiny Tim on his death bed on 30th November 1996. The term wonK isn't just a word, it's a way of life. All the courageous men and women who follow the wonK know that it means absolute pureness, sheer strength and grit determination. This way of life is not to be used without passion and only a small handful will have achieved absolute wonKness. WonKers are United.

WonK is a far too powerful word to be used as an example, it is sacred.

by Tiny Tim 123 September 4, 2012

wonking your cronker

to masturbate,preferably for a guy.

*walks into the bathroom*
"oh my god!"
"what?"
"are you wonking your cronker?!"

by Jennifer Atkins June 15, 2008