muddy windows

A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.

by Box May 6, 2004

Let's fog up the windows

To have sex in the car.

Hey babe, let's fog up the windows tonight!

by Orale weyy June 24, 2018

Windows Vista

A totally wanky piece of software that's been crammed down people's throats by forcibly installing it on all new PCs.

Shop Assistant : It has Windows Vista on it to!
Me : Bollocks! I don't want it
SA : But it won't work without it!
Me : Will it arse! I'm putting Linux on it! Here, take my Vista DVD and COA and gimme my cash back!
SA : Erm.....

by Chris Maggs October 3, 2007

Windows Weenie

A computer user who refuses to believe there is anything better than Windows, regardless of any logical evidence to the contrary.

Windows User: "Man, Macs really suck, you can't even do Ctrl-Alt-Del!"
Mac User: 'You're such a Windows Weenie!"

by Jessejay January 1, 2009

Windows 7

What Windows Vista Should Of Been!

Windows Vista... Sucks.
Windows 7... Decent.

by marcoislovable November 2, 2009

I hate Windows!

The phrase most often uttered by users of windows, especially Vista. Often there is an obscenity interjected within this statement.

Look! I got another update for vista that screwed my computer up! I hate Windows! I'm gonna go get a Mac!

by Jiefu January 8, 2009

windows vista

The next piece of shit from Redmond, WA. Beta testing is going on now and release is looking at Christmas 2006

"Hey, dude! I just downloaded Windows Vista Beta 1 and it rocks! Every time I try to boot it I get a different error message!"

by methamp August 24, 2005