brown weenie

When the Big Brown Phallic member of Big UPS descends from the Corporate Heaven takes time out of its day to specifically fuck you in the ass.

Similar to the Marine Corps green weenie.

I’m getting shafted by the big brown weenie

by mewkachoo November 25, 2020

Weenie Tamer

A girl or guy, your preference, that settles you into a steady monogamous relationship and you stop fucking everyone else other than them.

Rachel is a weenie tamer. I finally settled down.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018

Weenie Fondle

When one is feeling in the mood, esp. of the male gender, he will go up to a female and inquire her to fondle his weenie: meaning a delicate graze of the male genitalia.

George: We just got back from a classy party and I'm feeling pretty good right now
Kandii: Oh wow since we are so classy, screw the hand job. Im'a weenie fondle you

by CharliesAngel12321 January 30, 2012

Symph Weenie

a person who thinks that progressive rock music begins and ends with Genesis and Yes. They do not acknowledge other styles of progressive rock music such as Zeuhl, Canterbury, Jazz Rock or Avant Rock. They think that Genesis and Yes are superior to all other music in the history of sound.

Joe Blow doesn't like the Mahavishnu Orchestra; he's a died in the wool Symph Weenie.

by PROGMAN1 January 27, 2019

Weenie Grincle

Weenie Grincle is an almost-member of the animated group, BT21. He was set to join the rest but his activities stopped due to a controversy (violence towards Supreme Boi). Once told the news, Weenie wore a shocked expression, which he has had for the past 5 years. He is kinned by many and is a pillar of the community.

'Did you hear about Weenie Grincle?'
'No, who's Weenie Grincle.'
'That's Isa's alter ego.. he's not to be messed with.'
'SHIT'

by soopzi May 9, 2022

weenie bikini

Classic term for men's speedo swim suit.

Banana hammock, etc. "He is wearing a weenie bikini." "Ha ha."

by Roe Coreil December 31, 2007

weenie rub

A social meeting or gathering that is largely, in the view of the person, is fake or under false pretense, the person generally is not looking forward to it, or the person must feign interest in. It would generally otherwise be a happy event to most attendees. Used sarcastically.

"Human Resources is hosting a weenie rub on Friday to celebrate the start of spring."

"I've got to go to some weenie rub my wife's boss is having at his house."

"We're going to kick it this weekend - we may go to some weenie rub down at the museum to benefit diabetes"

by tippyton March 5, 2013