doctor warner

to take long speaking gaps while doing a speach

why the hell are you doing a doctor warner

by sidewalk banana May 31, 2009

Shart Warning

Heightened probability of a shart attack (i.e. wet-fart incident).

After 5 pints of Guiness and 2 bean burritos, Bob issued a "shart warning".

by sweet_thang October 4, 2012

Speakerphone Warning

A courtesy notification given to the person on the other end of a telephone conversation alerting them to the fact that they are on speakerphone. This is done to prevent unintentionally offending someone within earshot of the speaker. Speakerphone warnings are especially tactful if someone that applies to one or more following traits may overhear the conversation: a minority, obese, a woman, management, your wife, an overly religious person, or a cop.

Bella: "Hello?"

Antonio: "Hey it's Tony, you're on speakerphone just so you know. My boss, Ernie, is in the office with me."

Bella: "Thanks for the speakerphone warning. Hi Ernie!"

by Boozy Springer March 16, 2013

Matthew Warner

A English Teacher who has lost his mind in Atlanta who now teaches in P.A. and is Roasted constantly by his First period class.

Matthew Warner-The English teacher.
Redheaded freak that breaks his ankle playing hockey.
The man who has Chicken LEGS.
NOT A BOSS.

by Nash the Smartass May 24, 2017

David Warner

David is a meesenbop that has extremely old fashioned hair.

David Warner is an uh oh spaghettionoonononooonooo

by ianboomer October 15, 2019

Chlom Warning

When you hear the chanting “Chlom, Chlom, Chlom, Chlom” RUN! This is the chant of the demonic Chlom cult. If you don’t own a dog they might burn down your house. Be careful and be aware, take the proper precautions for this growing demonic cult.

Hey do you hear that? “Chlom, Chlom, Chlom” OH NO HIDE YOUR DOG AND RUN, THAT’S THE CHLOM WARNING!

by Aaron and Ethan January 13, 2020

LAST WARNING

when a teacher or elder gets mad and is ready to explode on you

LAST WARNING James and zalan

by griffin vander ploeg January 16, 2020