wallnuts

Small, dried balls of turd that hang off the butthole hairs.

"Whoa, I need a shower... I've gotta wash off some crusty wallnuts"

by WingNut November 7, 2008

Walnuduigi

A tasteful nude in the essence of Waluigi- usually a naked body depicted with features of Waluigi.

"Yo, did you see what Jessica sent me last night?"
"Yeah man, that walnuduigi was hot"

by WaluigiTime June 23, 2018

Walnutport

First populated by old farmers from Europe. Had once old war paths used by Indians in fight. Small populated town, only by 11 farmers at first. Train tracks and station were made the first years the town originated. Was popular for thier cattle and livestock they raised for meat. Along the Lehigh River and Canal. Later said to have a haunted Lady in White who floats above the canal in Autumn, for she is lost and seeking her lover, after a terrible death.

There are such old houses in Walnutport, hopefully they can withhold a storm.

by europopian July 23, 2009

Wallnut

When a male ejaculates with enough force and velocity to hit the wall behind the bed.

Last night while I was having unprotected sex with my girlfriend, I pulled out, aimed my cannon directly at her face, and accidentally busted a wallnut. Now there's a stain above my parents' bed!

by grandma nutt May 5, 2010

WalnutWhipple

A nipple that looks like a big brown swirly chocolate.

Hey did you see that skank with jelly bean nipples, her friend had one Hershey’s Kiss nipple and one WalnutWhipple

by Ging6996 August 31, 2018

walnuts

Adjective.

Kind of like nuts, but way more nuts.

Dude. That Ron Artest brawl the other night was freaking walnuts.

by cgp24 December 14, 2010

walnutsack

(noun) condition of scrotum after swimming in cold water, walnut bag, also at point of maximum sexual excitement, also before decisive moment (battle, competition, exams, then adrenalin-induced)

after his swim down the river, Paul's walnutsack gave his trunks the spiked look.

by Alarick September 12, 2006