by Taco Bell September 11, 2005
by D. Albertson February 07, 2008
The moves you make when you realise your wallet is not in your back pocket, and not in your front pocket, or not in the pocket in your jacket. You'll normally tap each pocket with one hand, maybe two, as if to double check.
Rod went to pay for his morning coffee, and on discovering his wallet wasn't in his back pocket as it usually is, carried out a wallet haka before realising he didn't have it on him!
by haka dancer January 09, 2008
by djfuck September 17, 2008
The type of person who resembles a wallet full of sausages and acts in the same manner.
Can be defined as a disgusting individual doing nothings for society
Can be defined as a disgusting individual doing nothings for society
by djbuggy November 04, 2011
by CUM_WALLET November 27, 2009
by Tidecow15 September 15, 2010