Waldek

Alternative spelling: wal-dec

Colloquial Albanian description of someone with a small penis; literal translation “short-dick”

Waldek has such a wal-dec!

Why do all the girls laugh at Waldek?
Because of his wal-dec!!

I’m glad I’m not Waldek, poor guy can’t have proper sex with his micro penis.

by ReallyAngry August 12, 2021

waldeaux

A person that is simply chill at video games. Not good nor bad just entertaining.

That streamer wishes he was a waldeaux.

by itzWaldeaux April 14, 2022

Walden

A "Walden" is typically a girl who has big tits, a nice face, and mild autism.

Guy 1: Wow, that chick appears to have a mild learning disability, large breasts, and an attractive facial structure!
Guy 2: That's what we call a "Walden".

by b411 dr0pp3r~? November 21, 2022

waldheim moment

A moment in time in which you are with your homies and the functions is mad litty. Also, you are getting incredibly faded or drunk or both. This moment in time can only be described as a florescent light of bio algae in the bottom of the ocean all by itself in its own beauty inside the darkness of the world.

Being Waldheim in a Waldheim moment

by Gangbanga69 June 4, 2023

Ashley Waldon

Ashley Waldon is many things. Most words can't truly describe her though. To say she is beautiful would be a grand understatement. To say her beauty goes far beyond that of any other girl in the world would be close, but still not enough. When describing her it is impossible not to mention her wonderfully blue and captivating eyes. Looking at her eyes is like looking at the ocean. It's so grand and perfect that you can't help but be in awe at how something could be so breathtaking and enchanting at the same time. Ashley is remarkably unique. Most people are said to be one in a million. Ashley is said to be one in infinity. She is the type of person that will never be replicated due to the fact the universe can only handle all of her awesomeness once. Of course Ashley is much more than a ridiculously gorgeous girl. She has a heart like no other. It is often said to be loved by Ashley is one of the greatest things a person can experience. As you can expect whatever guy Ashley picks must be the luckiest guy in the known universe. Ashley tries so hard and cares so much for the people in her life. Obviously a girl this great is not without fault. She has a tendency to be "difficult" at times but she does it with such elegance that you can't help but love her for it. Ashley can simply be described as a fantastic and ever changing enigma with a natural grace that tends to defy logic because she does what she wants. Or to put all of this into one word Bueno

Guy 1: Did you see Ashley Waldon over there?
Guy 2: (turns to look and is instantly mesmerized and rendered speechless by her beauty)

by Jaren Logic November 5, 2014

Reverse waldo

When you're fucking a chick in the ass and she has a prolapse. When you pull out it looks like your dick is wearing a "Where's Waldo" hat.

I was fucking the chick from the gas station last night and gave her a reverse Waldo. Then I had to drive her to the hospital to get that shit stitched up.

by Wahoo McDaniel January 26, 2016

Chocolate Waldo

Taking a shit secretly on a plate and hiding it in the trash leaving everyone trying to figure out where the shitty smell is coming from

Why does the bus smell so fucking bad? I bet someone left a Chocolate Waldo!

by SizedoubleH January 3, 2017