Douche Wad

As of, or pertaining to a smart-ass that thinks he's funny but really isn't. Derived from douche bag.

You're a big douche wad

by Spitfire370 March 12, 2017

wad head

A name used to call your husband when he is being a dumbnut. His limited intellegence with his responses and behaviour. Also referencing the typical male thought process with his sexual organ as his primary thought process.

"Man, You are such a wad head. Senseless and useless you are."

by AndieBarbie December 14, 2017

Gummy Wad

The result of eating a 5 pound bag of gummy bears

Example:

"Fuck man, I just shit out a gummy wad the size of my face"

by Nadramia December 9, 2019

gum wad

the product of eating all 14 pieces of gum inside of a trident watermelon package

Ethan: Owain i bought 4 packs of trident watermelon gum
Owain: lets eat the whole thing and make a big ass gum wad

by 8fag8fag8 December 13, 2018

Doink Wad

A dismissive phrase used to describe inappropriate and illogical speach, ideas,actions or even apparent motivations.Sometimes used in subjective fashion.

I first heard this phrase used by my daughter in Kearneysville Wv.

Can you believe he said that to her? What a doink wad!

by Dura-Papa November 30, 2009

Tijuana wad

(n.) A large stack (or wad) of money, comprised primarily of single dollar bills, used to imply someone is rich when they actually aren't.

Bill pulled a huge stack of cash from his wallet, and handed it to his friend Jeff. Jeff, amazed, counted the stack to find it was made of mostly ones. Jeff was given a Tijuana Wad.

by Arlas July 3, 2015

filth wad

a derogatory name used by someone usually a parent who has had to curb his/her language. So instead of calling someone an asshole, shit head or mother fucker, they substitute filth wad.

Gosh darn it, I'm gonna kick that filth wad's butt.

Will you please shut up you freakin' filth wad piece of crap.

by BufuChuck February 3, 2010