park the tiger

Here in Australia, an obscure but amusing term for vomiting, usually alcohol-induced.

Tony Greig to drunk yobbo: "If you park the tiger on my Giorgio Armanis your arse is grass... now fuck orf!"

by Choda Boy 57 July 24, 2006

Tiger Stripes

The new slang for "stretch marks".

I have an animal instinct so bad that I wouldn't mind having sex with a woman with stretch marks because to me their like tiger stripes.

by SouloCutz November 3, 2008

Tiger Pussy

Tight pussy capable of firing small objects such as ping pong balls a great distance at a very high velocity.

Woah, what just hit me?

Don't worry man, it was just a ping pong ball from that Tiger Pussy over there.

by DC&TP February 8, 2010

Tiger Woods Disease

A man who constantly cheats on his wife or girlfriend.

Tom: Did you hear Bill is getting married in three months?

John: You mean the same Bill who had a bad case of Tiger Woods Disease?

Tom: Yeah, that Bill, but he's been mostly cured since the engagement. He's only cheated on her four times in the last year.

by broski16 March 17, 2010

Tiger

An extremely hot guy who is an awesome listener, companion, and very rare.Someone who is very extroverted towards friends but not so much towards crushes. Someone who waits for the other person to make the first move. Someone who sees more then just what is seen whith the naked eye.

Wow , i love tiger.
Friend: then go make your move

by Anonymous@youdontknow August 31, 2017

tiger hand

Little known defense in the game of "rock, scissors, paper". It is made by aiming the open palm of your hand at your opponent and curling the fingers to represent claws. The defense of tiger hand beats paper, but is defeated by both rock (which crushes tiger hand) and scissors (which stab tiger hand).

..Tiger hand claws paper, I win.

by Super Gerbil July 15, 2004

tiger woods sad

a sadness developed after being found out for profoundly bad behavior and being ostrasized,talked about and made fun of until you cry in public and say you will leave to work on "issues."

Damn man, yo must be tiger woods sad after that stripper turned out to be your old math teacher. You know, the dude that looks like a lady!

by caramelthinker December 14, 2009