Tortellini-ass bitch

Cum fag

Stfu you tortellini-ass bitch

by BIGG D February 4, 2022

Peking Tortoise

When you try to have a poop and it only pops its nose out before retreating back inside.

Dude, you were in the bathroom for ages!

Yeah, I was struggling with a Peking Tortoise.

by shane_r April 10, 2009

Burnt tortilla

Don't get distracted or you'll burn the tortilla.

Don't start watering your plants while cooking a tortilla or you'll get distracted and burn the tortilla. Dumb ass.
I got distracted , watering my plants, and burnt the tortilla I was cooking for breakfast. Damnit.
Don't get distracted and burn the tortilla. I got distracted and ended up a burnt tortilla.

by rickard from mi. December 26, 2018

tortoise nervosa

The decline of motor skills and brain function the morning after the over consumption of alcoholic beverages the night before.

You: Did you see Sally today? She can barely hold her pen and is staring at a blank computer screen.

Me: Looks like a case of tortoise nervosa. Sally had one to many martinis at happy hour last night.

by Gucci13 August 13, 2009

Rubber Tortilla

Similar to a Tea Bag, a Rubber Tortilla is when you stretch your scrotum over a sleeping person's face.

Dude, when you fall asleep I'm totally giving you a rubber tortilla!

by carriertone June 11, 2009

Tortilla Pilot

noun

any brown skinned immigrant of the hispanic persuasion

Hey! that bondo covered van full of tortilla pilots just cut me off. Call immigration!

by SkoalReaver October 6, 2008

Thort

A girl who is a thot and a whore at the same time

Dude did you see nancy at school tody?
Yeah shes such a thort

A thort? Wtf is that?
A whore and thot at the same time

by No means maybe June 12, 2020