tp

toddler porn
Toddlers under the age of 5-6 years old doing sexual activity or having sex with other older people

p2: Bro someone just posted free tp.

p2: REPORT IT BITCH!

by Hamdle April 4, 2023

Faux-TP

A play on the word OTP, meaning a crack ship that is shipped simply because of how ridiculous it is. The person who ships it is still as passionate as they would be about an OTP, but with a layer of irony.

“My favorite crack ship is Mordetwi. It started as a joke but now I’ve written 16 fanfics with just them as the focus.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”

by Fortnite Baller April 7, 2023

tp

too personal

ayy that’s a lil tp
don’t ask that it’s tp

by quinnton April 12, 2023

Tp

To personal

1:Wyd

2:Making a doctors appointment for my stds
1:Ok man tp I ain’t ask for all that

by Theyluvmya January 25, 2023

tp crumbs

The little bits of toilet paper that stick to your labia when you wipe.

OMG I realized i had had tp crumbs and had to get rid of them before my waxing session. Let alone my date. Damn cheap ass toilet paper.

by Tretull31 December 3, 2022

Tps

Tps is used in messages or social media which stands for type shit. Type shit is used as, shit like that.

Friend: what did you do last night?
You: nothing I just hung out
Friend: Tps Tps

by TheyluvAurii December 9, 2022

TP-Bandit

Someone who uses cheap toilet paper and balls it up to wipe while standing on the seat. Thus resulting in tiny rolled up pieces of shit covered toilet paper (shit nuggets) to go everywhere but the bowl.

The TP-Bandit left his shit nuggets on top of the toilet tank lid and all over the floor.

by Fryrack chronicles December 12, 2023