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Texas tornado 

The visual sight of swirling beer cans and trash in the back of a pick up while traveling down a roadway.

Created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. The vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.
Joe Bob created quite the visual as all the crap in the back of his pickup created a Texas tornado while traveling up Interstate 45.
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disgruntled smoke tornado 

The image that appears over a cartoon character's head when flustered, flummoxed, or angered, normally by an opponent that has just foiled his or her plans. In the human world, a DST can only be imagined, but it is often sensed.
Did you see Gloria's disgruntled smoke tornado when the boss asked her for a status update on that project for the third time this morning?

Tongan Tornado 

This technique requires an electric drill with the 'drill bit' replaced with either a cirlindric rough splintered piece of wood, sometimes covered in course sandpaper. This piece is then inserted into the anal cavity and the drill is then activated. This allows ripping into a layer of the rectal lining. This technique is best used when the recipient has diarrhea. The recipent must also empty themselves whilst being 'drilled'. The drill is then quickley replaced by their partners mouth allowing the free flow of feces and blood to fart into their mouth. This is then kissed into the recipents mouth. This can cause serious mouth infections. This technique took off in the last decade and hit the mainland in 2001.
Tongan Tornado my ass hard and don't spill a drop.

Ok.
Tongan Tornado by Mirko Mirko December 12, 2010

Russian tornado 

When you pour alcohol into a girls anus then insert you're penis and make a whirling motion like a tornado
Bra I gave this girl a Russian tornado last night I poured vodka in her ass and gave her the tornado

Texas tornado 

A wild girl that wants it all ,Wants to love you but she is too crazy,she fucks everything up and destroys everything but somehow you still love her she's a Texas tornado I'm telling you...
Texas tornado by Thornova April 13, 2020

Twisty Tornado Slop Slop

When the giver salivates over the penis and uses both hands to jerk off in a counter twisting motion.
"Hey Wade, I just received Twisty Tornado Slop Slop."
"That's awesome, Dan."

Riding the Tornado 

Riding the tornado is phrase that originated in Kansas. It means for a man to engage in solo sexual activity or masturbation, using your hand in a whirling motion, mimicking a the motion of a tornado.
I always feel sleepy after riding the tornado.