ToFu

The excuse for anything remotely food-like.

Woo! We're having tofu for dinner!

by GCG December 7, 2003

Tofu

'Tofu' as used to describe a person. Tofu is a bland and tasteless food item on its own. It is only when you add it to a dish full of meats and vegetables that it takes on the flavoring of all its around and becomes something.

Tony joined a gym and now he's all in the meathead scene. Total tofu

by Mr_Andy June 27, 2013

tofu

The 2nd most elite pro-gamer of all time, second only to redknob who has legions of fan-bois everywhere and I could never be as good as him.

He is my hero!

Damn, tofu's skillz are l33t

by Rissole October 12, 2004

tofurkey day

the day everyone gets together to eat tofurkey and gravy, mashed potatoes, and stuffing. or field roast en croute baked in a covered pan. aka the last thursday in november.

i can't wait for tofurkey day. going to eat and have seconds, thirds, and fourths. mmm mmmmm

by baily2 November 1, 2012

tofu killer

When your fucking a bitch raw

Rob:yo,Christopher don't forget tofu killer .
Christopher: I got you bro.

by LoyalA April 9, 2016

Tollu

A person who collects toll on toll booths.

Hey Tollu, I dont have change, do you mind?

by bathejashish June 9, 2018

tofumi

a nice,sweet innocent girl that you can count on u can call her karen the apple or toffee apple!

"Hey Apple!"
Tofumi: "Hi Grape"

by LuLuTheKitty October 19, 2020