A 40's plus female lifetime smoker who coughs all the time, has a raspy voice, and is typically thinning and prematurely wrinkled.
by million-year-man November 9, 2012
Get the tobacco-hagmug. Joan was lounging around the house and spotting the neighborhood snoop about to ring the doorbell ran upstairs to make a quick change from her hag suit to street clothes.
by Montage Jupp March 12, 2014
Get the hag suitmug. a bunch of evil bitches surrounding a guy in persecution or persuasion ... also used for the jason movie sound chi chi chi agh agh agh push someone towards intent to kill oneself or brain fuck them...
used in colonial times to present
used in colonial times to present
The hag circle surrounded charlie in order to get him to join their cult and be grand master of their vaginas.
Charlie would never give in he will always be a free spirit ninja and fuck who ever he pleases.
Charlie would never give in he will always be a free spirit ninja and fuck who ever he pleases.
by maskerbator September 1, 2011
Get the hag circlemug. A sickled hag is a prune like biped organism with the sickly features of an old wrinkly hag; old people.
Chauncey: Look at that sickled hag over there funnel feeding herself a warm sack of pudding!
Consuela: What? No, that's my grandma....
Consuela: What? No, that's my grandma....
by joshymcnugget June 30, 2014
Get the sickled hagmug. A teenage girl who insists on tagging herself in every Facebook photo of herself she can find...IF it's flattering.
"OMG! Donnie just uploaded 4,876 photos from our summer at Seaside! It's going to take me FOREVER to go through all of them to find the good ones of ME!".....such is the Plight of the Tag Hag.
by SheLarry January 4, 2011
Get the Tag Hagmug. Proper Noun: Typically, this title is bestowed to an ugly and/or fat girl who has been systematically rejected by nearly all non-gay males for a significant portion of her life.
To those who do not fit the aforementioned demographic, some other psychological or emotional problem has likely manifested itself, causing normal romantic developments with non gay males to become problematic at best.
To counteract this state of affairs, the fag hag attaches herself to homosexual males (normally of the extreme flamer variety). Psychosocial data suggests that this is a passive relationship that begins out of fear of rejection, but can often progress to full blown dementia, dullusional or irrational behavior patterns, or obsessive compulsion.
Though not an officially recognized neurological or psychological disorder by the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders), hundreds of case studies documenting the behavior have been submitted to the American Medical Association and the American Psychological Association for further review.
As of this writing (NOV 2010), no official response has been issued by these governing bodies, but many speculate that fear of social stigma or notions of political correctness have acted as a significant barrier to further study.
To those who do not fit the aforementioned demographic, some other psychological or emotional problem has likely manifested itself, causing normal romantic developments with non gay males to become problematic at best.
To counteract this state of affairs, the fag hag attaches herself to homosexual males (normally of the extreme flamer variety). Psychosocial data suggests that this is a passive relationship that begins out of fear of rejection, but can often progress to full blown dementia, dullusional or irrational behavior patterns, or obsessive compulsion.
Though not an officially recognized neurological or psychological disorder by the DSM (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders), hundreds of case studies documenting the behavior have been submitted to the American Medical Association and the American Psychological Association for further review.
As of this writing (NOV 2010), no official response has been issued by these governing bodies, but many speculate that fear of social stigma or notions of political correctness have acted as a significant barrier to further study.
Psychiatrist: "So how long have you been acting as a fag hag"?
Patient: "I am not a fag hag, and that term offends me. I just choose to surround myself with only gay men. Your obviously nothing but a homophobe. It is you who have the problem......"
Patient: "I am not a fag hag, and that term offends me. I just choose to surround myself with only gay men. Your obviously nothing but a homophobe. It is you who have the problem......"
by JonesPsyche December 1, 2010
Get the fag hagmug. by qlob April 12, 2003
Get the fag hagmug.