thirsty whale

a girl who is a cock hungry bitch that will fuck anything

"julie will fuck anything that thirsty whale"

by aidum September 17, 2003

thirsty two ouncer

a quart sized beer which can be purchased at professional sporting events for an exorbitant price

"Hey Jim here is $40--go to the concession stand and get us 4 of those thirsty two ouncers."

by gcw January 12, 2004

Thirsty

A word mainly used by socially incompetent people to imply that sexual aggressiveness is actually humiliating...to the aggressor.

"Hey man did you see that guy being thirsty with that girl? Haha sad."

"You mean that guy being a creep? That's wrong to the girl dude...not to himself."

"Huh?"

"It's called being a misogynistic asshole."

"Uhhhh.....wha?"

"Do you live in a cave?"

"What's a cave?"

"Never mind bro."

by whispergate May 13, 2016

Thirsty Annie

While giving a blowjob the person gives a deepthroat and it's so far down they gag and get sick, just as the sick comes up their throat the guy cums and the person giving the blowjob swallows it all.

Guy 1: Last night my bitch gave me the best blowjob ever!

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard that she deep throated you so much she had a Thirsty Annie!

by Bad_Gal123 May 2, 2011

Thirsty Cum Sluts

Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.

The newly purchased package of Thirsty Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.

by Mr. Scrickets December 13, 2008

thirsty sloot

a bitch who is dehydrated to the point where all she can think about is the johnse, and will do whatever it takes to schlob on your root.

tara reid and paris hilton are thirsty sloots

by janky mein November 16, 2005

Thirsty

To be extremely desperate; wanting to be in a relationship really bad.

Girl: My boyfriend broke up with me last week.
Guy 1: That sucks, want to go out with me?
Guy 2: He's missing out, you're perfect. Go out with me?
Guy 3: You're beautiful. Give me a chance to make you happy.

"Ron was so thirsty, he asked out that girl faster than anyone else did."

by Giveth May 6, 2014