The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.
The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.
The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack
The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.
The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack
Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading
by Burntsox August 07, 2022
A type of thread generally found on vehicle-related forums which is a chronological documentation, including photos of the steps taken towards either modifying or restoring a vehicle or item.
Hey Bob, go check out my offroad light install in my build thread! They go great with my prerunner bumper.
by oktain December 14, 2010
When one thread becomes popular, but is overtaken by another thread and the original thread is subsequently forgotten.
- Hey Josh, have you found the thread about Rihanna yet?
- No, but I found another one that's beecome more popular.
- OMG it's been coup de threaded!
- No, but I found another one that's beecome more popular.
- OMG it's been coup de threaded!
by gummz00 July 03, 2013
by Noah_H25 April 01, 2018
by Harry pairatestes January 25, 2015
the before christmas eve thread is a 4chan thread/post on the board /g/ where the moderators of 4chan played around with their powers and impressed the anons
many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site
many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site
by A random /pol/tard December 24, 2020
The detritus found down-message in a long e-mail whose progenitors do not have the courtesy to *snip* before forwarding.
by The War Planner March 01, 2013