peen snap

the peen snap is simple. when a male pisses you off or shuts you down for no apparent reason, this is when the peen snap comes into play. fuck you for not going for something thats right in front of you. ill catch you fucking some other girl(or at any given moment)...run up, grab your nasty peen and snap it in two.
Boy: (uninterested)Welp, cya
Girl: RARRRRR (Peen Snap Occurs)
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e-peen

a 1337-tard (aka computer ricer) uses to make up for their real peen lacking size by dropping rediculous amounts on video cards, and cpus that will be obsolete in 30 mins
1337-tard: ZOMG DUDE I JUST GOT A Geforce999999GTR with racing stripes with macho phallic shit on teh box, next week i'll get the MAD Mathlon 8675309+ sixty-nine and a turbo absolute zero cooler

me: wow dude, you must be a fucktard, to put all that shit together for some e-peen points on hardocp forums
by You're the Dan now dawg! August 05, 2005
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dirty peen

A sexy mother fucker called owen. The keyboard seems to autocorrect the name to Peen and so we can insinuate that with such a name, he himself is the owner of one such massive peen.
Me and dirty peen are going to the 24h shop to go swing our 12 inch nobs on all the KA drinks
by K4ne_sb February 15, 2021
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Peen Derr

Another name for the penis, better than wiener
Dude, your peen derr totally touched my leg last night, gross.. do it again
by megan delio November 22, 2010
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peen hole

i have a peen hole.........sooo ya
by deecoco February 21, 2019
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Lady peen

Referring to a woman who has an abnormally large clitoris
John: Did you see Sarah’s nudes?
Jack: Yea she has a real Lady Peen
by Jtools103 June 21, 2020
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Peen juice

Peen juice has nothing to do with any sort of big, small, fat or skinny cock. It is just chunky peanut butter, no fat ducks here
“Hey Landon can you pass me the peen juice?”
“Yeah! The crunchy one, right”
“For sure my dood”
by THICK BECKY January 27, 2019
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