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Just cut the pubes in the womb bro

A surreal and jarring expression that blends bodily imagery with streetwise irreverence. “Just cut the pubes in the womb, bro” reads like a raw metaphor for addressing problems before they even begin—an exaggerated way of saying, “handle it early” or “nip it in the bud.” The use of graphic and unexpected imagery pushes the phrase into absurd, almost grotesque territory, challenging comfort zones and demanding attention through shock value. It straddles the line between crude humor and existential commentary, evoking themes of control, origin, and premature intervention.
"Just cut the pubes in the womb bro", Shut that down before it gets serious
by SonyTan April 16, 2025
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womb mallot

The the result of years of silicone injections. This jurassic dick brings a whole new meaning to “hung like horse” with a meat pipe this large he’s destined to destroy at least a few cervix’s. It’s not to be confused with elephantitis, aka Lymphatic Filariasis, which is sollen arms and legs as a result of a parasitic worm.
did you see that thing in toms pants it looks like a womb mallot
by 468469468385 February 28, 2017
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womb wettin

The act of inseminating a woman during sex. A creampie, especially a large creampie.
Adam Jones: I went womb wettin last night on accident, while fucking Chelsey Wyant

Joe Smith: You better hope she doesn’t get pregnant bro
by Perry P. Pounder May 2, 2021
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Womb doom

When the dark cloud descends towards or during the time of their monthly hell (periods)
How was your day? "Well, Trevor, I could killed with my biro and don't even ask about that cunt in finance!! My womb doom is on high alert! I need wine, chocolate and a greasey ass take away NOW!!!!!!!!!"
by Claire0520 March 19, 2021
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Womb gremlin

Child, most cherished one, offspring, baby, teenager, toddler
I love my little womb gremlin, everyday is a joy
by Barneycl81 March 5, 2021
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warm womb

I,m warm womb,I,m screwed up,I,m no gay today...leaving me, you ,ll know!
by bad,good? December 24, 2019
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Broomed the womb

when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.
After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!
by Superknox1andonly December 23, 2014
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