Figure Doors

A blind fuck that uses ears to stalk u but he cheats and knows where you are then goes Michael Jackson moonwalk towards you and kill you. Roblox is so cringe with LSplash making us try and survive this nig- twice and giving us enough headaches for twice the world population.

"Figure from Doors should be removed"
"Yeah, Figure Doors is such a fucker"

by sexo fender September 03, 2024

Phantom figure

Someone who seems like they never grow up, coined in Nigeria in tribute to a basketballer who stayed 25 for three years in a row

Mr x: hey you know him too?
Mr y: yes, he was my mentor growing up...he graduated from the university of Jos in 1992
Mr x: WHAT!! He told me he is 22
Mr Y: damn, he is one of those phantom figures who never seem to grow old...

by Urbanboy92 May 22, 2011

Go figure

Go figure

Random Person: Go figure!

by Ilovehotjuicybenis November 30, 2023

father figure

Holding 4 fingers up

U have no bitches and no father figure

by SmileMask August 17, 2022

father figure

Holding ur hand up

U have no bitches and no father figure

by SmileMask August 17, 2022

father figure

1. something bella the wolf lacks
2. a dad

even if bella the wolf had a father figure he would go to get the milk in yoctoseconds

by Xeries August 12, 2024

father figure

Karen will be a father not mother figure

Karen is my father figure for making me buy a Volvo instead of Bugatti

by KarenIsMyDad November 14, 2019