walking the dog 

The act of walking around with your penis hanging out of your pants

“Dude you know your dicks hanging out”

“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”

walking the dog by Alibaster Slim August 5, 2012

fucking the dog in the ass 

A person who just can't get his shit together and seems to fuck up everything he or she can their hands on. The only thing they are good at is fucking the dog in the ass.

Russ was such a moron at work, all he was good for was FUCKING THE DOG IN THE ASS.

fucking the dog in the ass by moosehead7 August 9, 2006

Grooming The Dog 

To shave the crotch area (ie) penis, wang, etc) of a man with a woman's razor.

Jim is grooming the dog using his wife's Venus dual action razor.

Grooming The Dog by airsoftman September 6, 2010

hero the dog

A badass dog that is mexican but has as japanese name that likes to pee on 13-38 year olds

Ohh man Hero the dog peed on me again

hero the dog by Aoden October 17, 2017

riding the dog 

Riding a Greyhound bus.

"Man, I can't afford a plane ticket. I guess I'll be riding the dog."
"Dude, you meet some crazy people on the Greyhound bus. That's why I hate riding the dog."

riding the dog by DJ Blurry Guy March 19, 2018

apollo the dog 

Apollo is the best dog ever. He loves people and cats. Human food is his weakness. He will be hugeeeee. A great companion, and an amazing cuddle buddy. If your dogs name is Apollo you are lucky because he will love you forever, especially if you have gummies. Although he will get hyper and run around the house for an hour, he looks cute while doing it. Btw he also really likes to play with chickens.

Person one: wow what a cute dog, what’s his name?
Person two: this is Apollo the dog, isn’t he the best dog ever.

apollo the dog by Savvss June 27, 2018

Pippa the dog 

A very stupid dog that did something very suicidal for 10 years before it finally got eaten by Casey the crocodile.

R. I. P. Pippa the dog. But you kind of deserved that for being such an idiot to bother a crocodile.

Pippa the dog by D12434132 September 28, 2018