Chimney Crickets

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere

“Man, shits gettin weird around here”

“I know man, them damn Chimney Crickets got the block hot”

by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

Black Chimney

When you snort your deseased fathers ashes making your nose look like a black chimney.

Bro 1: What the fuck are you doing?
Bro 2: I'm hittin' a black chimney.
Bro 1: Lemme get a hit.

by Chets Meaty Dildo December 6, 2021

chimney sweep

n.

A person who smokes so much heroin that their face and immediate surroundings are covered in soot (a byproduct of burning heroin on foil).

Yo, chimney sweep! Wash your face! Your mama's at the front door!

by Tube Disaster October 29, 2015

Pennsylvania Chimney

When someone makes something up and people talk as if it was a thing all along

He pulled a Pennsylvania chimney and the whole forum believed him.

by GoWithIt May 26, 2025

Chimney fire

When anal intercourse is attempted, but those on the receiving end experience excruciating burning pain due to their sphincter not being prepared when the penis enters. - this can cause instant tears and screaming in agony.

He tried to put it in my ass, but gave me a chimney fire.

by PhuzzyWuzzy December 22, 2020

Chimney corner

when four women are scissoring while passing around a joint.

I met the nicest gal while chimney cornering last night!

by UR Bush November 7, 2020

Chode Chimney

when there is no other chimney available for Santa to go through

I didnt have a chimney so santa went down the chode chimney

by anonymous December 31, 2024