Bathroom Bagel

A Bathroom Bagel is when one poops in a circle then waits for it to harden (or put it in the freezer for 15 minutes). At this point you are ready to serve your delicious Bathroom Bagel. The Bathroom Bagel can also be worn as a Yamika in the Jewish faith. The Bathroom Bagel can also be used as a frisbee. The Bathroom Bagel is a well rounded great gift and good for the kids.

My Mexican friend made me a batch of Bathroom Bagels for my party and they where a huge hit.

by BabyJC December 11, 2016

Morning Bagel

When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.

“Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”

by edgykid June 20, 2019

Cheesin' the Bagel

When a boy ejaculates all over the hood of the vagina.

"Dude, I cheesed her bagel so hard last night. Cream cheese was everywhere" - Cheesin' the Bagel

by Queef Burrito July 29, 2012

Bagel Virgin

A person who has never had a bagel in their entire life.

Person 1: Hey, did you know that Luke is a Bagel Virgin

Person 2: What?! Luke has never had a bagel before?!
Person 1: I know! Its crazy right?

by Scene_Elf_Boy February 19, 2022

The Bagel Effect

What happens when someone throws a bagel at a random guy, causing the other person to become that person's arch nemesis. A good example of this is when Miles Morales thew a Bagel at Johnathan Oone, causing Johnathan to develop an intense hatred towards Miles, after that (and a collider incident) Johnathan became The Spot, who claims to be Miles's nemesis.

Guy 1: I'm gonna throw this bagel at someone!
Guy 2: No! You'll cause The Bagel Effect!
Guy 1: *Throws bagel at Guy 3*
(A year later)
Guy 1: *Minding his business*
Guy 3: Remember me? I am your worst enemy.
Guy 1: WHAT THE?! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

by Chuli-P June 19, 2023

Bagel Radish

A bagel radish is a superior being who lives in a shed. They use these sheds as homes because youtube demonetization prevents them from being able to afford anything else. They enjoy playing Roblox and other games for entertainment.

Woah, that guy is on Minecraft and he's telling me that he's poor. He must be a bagel radish!

by Bagel Radish January 1, 2019

carpet bagel

An obnoxious or contemptible person, a douche bag. One that has no fucking clue as to what they are doing, but think they do. These individuals are very often Hypocrites.

1. That Democrat is such a carpet bagel.

by naciremalaerA July 10, 2018