testicle festival

See "Pickle Party" - Too many guys...not enough sluts...therefore Pickle Party

ooooohhhh..i went to the 10th Reunion of Bros! Total Pickle Party, they were still pumping semen from that gay cunts stomach! ooooohhhh...

by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003

testicle wrestler

one who fondles male gentialia in a rough manner as to be wrestling them

That slut was a major testicle wrestler, believe me i know <nudge nudge>

by duappy November 9, 2004

third testicle

a uncommon slang used to show your distressed thoughts about something sexually displeasing.

nick: dude that guy has no dick! that is FUGLY!

austin: oh shit! i cant feel my third testicle!

by BUNCHO April 2, 2009

Testicle gremlin

A woman and/or slut whore bitch ass hoe who can't stay away from testicles... she is physically incapable of avoiding testicle. No matter the testicle, chode, mandingo, mixed with a few STD's. It don't matter to the testicle gremlin.

Person 1: oh you see that testicle gremlin over there?
Person 2: oh yeah, she sucked Ben Codey's sweet potato dick and now she can't stay away.
Person 1: ew such a testicle gremlin, doesn't she know how many STD's he has!

by Mummy.vegetable November 5, 2018

chest testicles

Boobies

The girl had nice chest testicles

by Toilet candy May 26, 2017

Bitch Testicle

Bitch Testicle is a curse word (or phrase) to be used in times of forgetfulness, humour or when something bad happens.

Mom: Tommy, your cat pissed in the laundry hamper again all over your new suit.
Tommy: BITCH TESTICLE! Damn cat!

by derkkkkkkkka May 25, 2011

testicle rope

Scientifically termed "Vas Deferens" in which seamon travels from the testes to the urethra. Telling sum1 that they are a testicle rope, is one of the worst things somone can insult you bay saying....

You look like a nasty testicle rope.

Ima strangle you with my testicle rope

by RLOVE March 3, 2003