Table tennis 

Trying to play tennis on a court that is about as big as a dinner table.

Who wants to play table tennis with me?

Table tennis by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

Back door Tennis 

When two men have gay butt sex, so one of them is nice and loose. Then they put there butts together and swap crap in between their butts.

Lets go play some back door tennis tonight.

Back door Tennis by ooma90 December 12, 2007

Titty Tennis 

An act in which the male places his testicles on a girl's breast and then proceeds to bounce them off her chin. This is known as the serve. The balls then go to the other titty and a rally is started. The tennis match continues this way until either partner grows tired and then milkshakes are consumed.

"Hey Tabitha, are you up for a game of titty tennis? I promise I won't serve it too hard"

"My chin is still sore from the other day. Are those regulation size balls?"

Titty Tennis by Big Dick Warrior May 27, 2009

Monkey Tennis League 

Derogatory term for the Scottish Premier League, due to its poor quality. See monkey tennis.

The Monkey Tennis League is very much like 2 people completing a season on FIFA in amateur mode.

Monkey Tennis League by Part Sweaty June 16, 2012

Baby Tennis 

A sex position where one pregnant females births their baby in the others hole, plunging the baby in and out back and forth.

"Dude I just did baby tennis with my mom"

Baby Tennis by Little D August 10, 2017

Beach Tennis USA 

Newly introduced sport involving paddle's, a net, and reduced pressurized tennis balls. The sport is a mixture of, tennis, volleyball, and badminton. Beach Tennis USA was brought to America by Marc Altheim in 2005. Beach tennis is able to be played on sand, grass, pavement, and even snow, so you can virtually play anywhere!

Guy 1: "Yo man, you wanna go play some tennis?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, wouldn't you rather go to the beach?"
Guy 1: " How 'bout we go to the beach and play some Beach Tennis USA?"

Beach Tennis USA by L-STEMP May 24, 2011

tonsil tennis 

An vigorous exchange of saliva or an intense make out session that should be classified as porn.

Hey bitches, play tonsil tennis elsewhere .

tonsil tennis by mcnuggetdestroyer May 17, 2018