reverse telecommuting

1. To communicate with yourself using items such as phone, fax, e-mail; in attempt to appear busy or doing ones job.

2. Speaking aloud to the other you in the sub-conscience or quantum realm.

1. "I didn't have time to finish the report due to...hang on. I've got a call."

2. The weirdo on the street corner isn't talking to himself. He's reverse telecommuting.

by Dane C. Eiteneier - Esoteric January 16, 2008

tele

teleport diablo 2 spell

Barb fuxin bo me so i can make tp u fuxor

by FuxOrZZzOwnZoRzZZ January 25, 2005

telecommando

When one, who is supremely accustomed to having a cell phone on them every waking moment of the day, does not have their cell for whatever reason, i.e. loss, misplaced, etc.

I am rolling telecommando right now and it's frustrating, liberating and breezy, all at the same time.

by Hector Bermudez May 29, 2009

Taleen

Taleen is a bomber person and is very very cool "she thinks she cool but she is"🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓shes also like so pretty probably the prettiest woman to exist after megan fox.

"taleen sucks dick and she sucks in general"

by DaPerson7007 June 8, 2021

taelee

A super ugly slut that sleeps with hundreds of guys. And tries to get with everyone's man.

Girl 1: Hey you rember Taelee from highschool.

Girl 2: Yeah I hated that bitch she always tried to take my man :(

by NinjaGaden11024 August 10, 2017

Taleea

Biggest ugliest drug going around, known to ruin families and friendship.
Keep this drug outta your life

Did you see that bag of taleea on the floor

by Pugzy90 May 29, 2017

Telecoitus

The lost art of telepathically entering a woman's vaginal region, and getting her wet enough to enter for real.

If your single right now, you need to learn telecoitus!

by RealE October 10, 2014