air texting

its like texting in the air without having your blackberry...

you mimick the real texting...

just like playing air guitar and air drums....

I was air texting all nite, pretending to text....

by blthrskt June 15, 2009

Bro-texting

The act of texting someone, usually a girl, while in the presence of your bros. Usually impulsive and messed up due to the overwhelming amount of testosterone in the room.

Dude, I accidentally began bro-texting Mary last night and now she thinks I'm totally weird.

by McNaupin September 14, 2009

Penitration Testing

Penitration Testing is where a man checks how far his penis / love length will go into a vagina.

James has been Penitration Testing today

by PeterPonder June 24, 2014

texting

Dumbest shit ever, just call asshole.

Some dipshit was texting me about his whole weekend, it would have been a three minute phone conversation if he called.

by teabag September 25, 2007

Texting your life away

A phrase used to point out that a friend is constantly texting rather than giving their full attention to the current social situation. It is like they are there but not there.

*While watching the hockey game*
Ted: Damn, Sergio! You have been texting the entire period and have missed every goal. You are texting your life away!
Sergio: *silence as he is busy texting and didn't even hear the comment*

by Alibaster Snair January 19, 2011

Tweeting OCD

when tweeting the number of characters must end with a certain number.

Erika: Ugh! My last tweet ended in with a 3!
Jake: So?
Erika: All my tweets must end with the number 5 or 0, or else it's no good.
Jake: You have bad tweeting OCD.

by TNT333 April 26, 2011

Teething

Chewing on Nipples and penises and other areas of the body

Why are teething me

by Jalib June 8, 2019