Hotdog Teeth

When someone sucks so much dick they’re teeth fall out and causes swelling of the gums making them resemble hot dogs.

Mike not only has Weiner lips, but now also has hotdog teeth.

by PonchoV17 November 6, 2021

Crumpet Teeth

When someones teeth has unusual staining on them. Staining similar to the color of a crumpet or english muffin such as: off white, yellow, orange, brown or even hints of black.

He was totally cute until he smiled, it was a serious crumpet teeth situation. Brown with hints of yellow, it reminded me of a toasted english muffin. Gross!

by No Internal Monologue August 23, 2010

Teeth Filling

When you are fucking her mouth so hard, it knocks a chunk of her tooth out and you soon fill it with your jizz

"I gave Becky the old teeth filling last night."

"When John gave me the teeth filling last night, it fucked up my teeth and the dentist said it had to be removed."

by Join Meme Cuisine December 10, 2018

starry teeth

Disgusting, fucked up teeth that are yellow and far apart like stars.

Ben: You see that lady at the checkout line, she had starry teeth, I could barely look at her.
Bella: What do you mean?
Ben: Her teeth were yellow and way far apart...

by Benjyrocket February 17, 2017

Council Teeth

When somebody has yellow teeth.

John :"Do your teeth work for the council"
Dave:"No"
John:"Well why are they wearing yellow jackets, council teeth"

by QuakerOatsReadyBrek December 17, 2016

Knocking teeth

When your man hits his teeth off of your teeth when becoming intimate with each other.

Yo man I was knocking teeth with my girl the other night

by Ekalopsia June 7, 2019

Hairing Teeth

When you take LSD and then rub coke on your gums. This numbness caused by the cocaine, mixed with the psychedelic nature of LSD causes your mouth to feel like there is hair on your teeth.

Man 1: "Ah! Help! I'm hairing teeth! Woe is me!"
Woman 1: "I am calling the police."

by cryptid-hunter January 22, 2022