teenager

A kid who is in high school. Some of them act pretty mature for their age and have adult like values, while others are immature little twats that think they know everything and basically still sitting in front of Spongebob.

There are two types of teenagers:

The civilized teenager: Usually dresses in Wal Mart or department store clothes like Hollister or Aero, listens to music off the radio, watches TV like adults, is in sports or other activities, pretty bright,has a job, dates for the occaison, has some type of religion in them or part of youth group, college bound, on Facebook, gets good grades and pretty much has head screwed on.

The rebellious teenager:

Doesn't like the gooey junk that civilized teenagers like, gets in to drugs, drinking, porn, usually shops at Hot Topics, involved in gangs, raps or is in a band, wears god awful goddy looking clothes, likes action movies and anime, generally doesn't gets good grades, has been to concerts and not the Lil Wayne-Rihanna concert or Taylor Swift, works to stay out of trouble, been in jail, reckless driver, starts fights and arguments, opinionated.

The immature ones: These dorky kids that are not in any activities, waste their time playing videos games and watching Spongebob, likes doing random stupid stuff,not afraid to express opinion, doesn't wash and loves DRESS UP DAYs to fit in. Spends a lot of time on the TV as mentioned.

Hilary is your goody goody civilized teenager, she is on the basketball, volleyball team, in choir, youth group and got this scholarship for Harvard for some Philosophy Major.

Brandon is your rebellious teenager....he has is own band and he knows how to ROCK

Jeremey likes Spongebob...WEEE. Dorky immature teenager.

by Kyle 230 January 17, 2010

teenager

1.7 grams of cocaine, or half an eightball.

John:"Hey lets buy an eightball of that bomb white"
Mike:"Nahh man we don't have enough cash, we'll have to get a teenager"

by Texmasterpaul October 4, 2007

Teenager

Someone who thinks there Cool by going out and picking on little kids but the girl there showing off to really hates him.

A guy goes out and beats someone up because he doesnt like his shoes but mostly showing off to the girl right down the street who really hates him.

by Scotty k September 16, 2005

Teenager

A person in between child and adult who locks themselves in their room and is only found when rummaging the kitchen for food, once they find the food they take the whole thing and lock themselves in their room once again.

"our daughter is the literal definition of teenager"

by sylveongaming March 15, 2019

Norwegian Teenager

Annoying norwegian nerd who comes in to chat rooms lecturing about the vastness of the internet.

Norwegian Teenager> You guys are weird! The internet is so vast, you should come with me and see its vastness.
Other people> Fuggoff M8

by nobodybasdfnalsf December 21, 2008

teenager

literally just an excuse to do anything and not get in trouble

"who cares if she sacrificed our dog and did a blood ritual, shes just a teenager and shes going through a phase!"

by yabaysic March 12, 2019

Mutant turtle teenagers

Youngins that act like there 80! They generally play chess, where plain clothing, eat bland foods such as soup and hate the young generation. These outcasts of society are usually of an age of 10-19 to be considered "Mutant turtle teenagers".

Craig (A teenager) "Hey guys wanna play some frisbeeee?"

Mr.Peterson (One of the Mutant turtle teenagers) "Oh when this game of chess is over, and let me fetch my extra plain grey sweater"

Leonardo (One of the teenage mutant ninja turtles) "Cowabunga!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010