Teabag Sharpie

what you call someone who go has the gyattest gyatt ever and slays all day long like the king he is.

Person: Did you see Teabag Sharpie today?
Person2: No, why?
Person: His gyatt was so gyattable I couldn’t help myself but look.
Person2: Damn.
Teabag Sharpie: *smirk*

by Try_meh_bitch October 18, 2023

Foamy Teabag

To insert one's semen covered nuts into the mouth of another, usually while they are sleeping.

Dude, I Foamy Teabagged my girl last night while she was passed out, then she woke up asking why her mouth and lips were salty and crusty.

by CurtainsoftheMeatVariety November 6, 2012

dusty teabag

When in coitous, one partner flatulates directly onto the man's scrotum. Can be hetero or homosexual.

I gave my boyfriend a dusty teabag but he just kept pounding me

by DocturDave January 28, 2016

paraffin teabaggin

Dropping yo nut sack into some hot wax

After getting white girl wasted paul went paraffin teabagging to turn Christy on.

by Dick-fingers September 23, 2017

scottish teabag

A sex position where the woman does a headstand and the man stands over her, holding her pussylips open and gently dips his testicles in and out.

Hey Peter whats the freakiest tging you've done in bed?

Last night I gave my girl the scottish teabag.

by DaAraric September 1, 2019

Japanese teabag

To commit suicide in a bath tub by cutting yourself deep enough and bleedout into the bath water. Japan having one of the highest suicide rate,and just as a teabag would in water.

Dang man, Hannah did the Japanese teabag yesterday...

by Trindalien October 2, 2019

You Teabag

A phrase dumbasses named sub say

You Teabag

by Subhater69 November 19, 2019