by Urgei March 23, 2021

by Biafra J August 29, 2004

by Jonathan Brrrrrr min September 10, 2003

An ageing late twenties male from Wymering near Portsmouth with a hair style dating back to the 60's. He is a balding individual whose temper has a tendency to effect his ability to think before he speaks. Suffers from strange bouts of depression perhaps due to his loss of hair or for crashing his car and results in him lashing out on buildings, pouring drink over his mates and admitting his love to people. This disease has become infectious and has now passed on to others causing those effected to arrange trips to the zoo rather than go out clubbing for example. This individual is a keen musician opting for the classical style from ideas gathered listening to his favourite station, Angel F.M. Curiosity surrounds his need to work for Sainsburys when he could actually work in the shop he lives above, but Tall Paul is a unique character who is very hard to understand. Also suffers from partial blindness due to constant action off his right hand.
"No it ain't facking tough luck!"
"You facking twat, turn the facking light off!!"
"Its like a football injury, you don't rush back into training."
"You facking twat, turn the facking light off!!"
"Its like a football injury, you don't rush back into training."
by Sammy H January 18, 2004

Being tall. Most humans are "too tall" right? Well humans are never "too" tall. Every human has a piece of knowledge in their brains. It also means they have a good fitness life and good health. They are tall because their strength, their energy is all filled up in their body. People get made fun of, for being tall than a 10th grader while they are in 7th. Shortness is not a good sign to your health. You may be having issues in your muscles and bones which occurs to them to stop growing. As a fact, being tall is lucky. You won't need to spend money on stools or steps and grow by your own self. Tallness is great. If you are getting bullied for being tall enough, just call them short. You don't need to bend your knees in order to be shorter than that older person. Everybody is unique, they say. And it's true. Be yourself
by Sam (Age 16) September 28, 2017

by TheHumanInBlue November 29, 2020

by WaterLoaf June 19, 2023
