shitshoot

aka: butthole, cornhole, asshole, etc.

That broad was nuts. She lifted up my seed pouch and licked at my shitshoot like a thirsty hound.

by berserker256 May 17, 2003

With the shits

Chicago slang, means to be in agreement with something

Are you with the shits tonight?
Yea dude

by Yungguns March 10, 2015

shits mcgits

The name given to a dog who shits very often and very heavily. Mainly after an abundance of table food. Also known as McGits!

Jack is banging on the door like a wild man. I bet he has to take a shit. Come here, Shits McGits!

by Stank McGank December 24, 2006

shitsational

When something is so shitty, it becomes sensational.

The misting feature that my cracked windshield offers when driving in the rain is shitsational.

by Sargentap August 19, 2009

icecream shits

when your butthole burns when your pooping and your hoping for the icecream to come out next.

"man I ate some hot wings last night and i had the icecream shits this morning.

by slapmanzoo March 5, 2010

Rib Shits

a condition induced by consuming a large quantities of pork products, or a lesser quantity of highly seasoned pork products, marked by painful indigestion, heartburn and possibly diarrhea.

Rich ate vast amounts of highly seasoned pork products and is now suffering from rib shits.

by shittinribs September 13, 2010

Tar Shits

A defecation that is so thick that it clings to the inside of the ass cheeks like a thick, roofing tar and requires excessive wiping to clean up. Tar Shits most often require clean up with a wet washcloth or simply disrobing and jumping in the shower so that a steady steam of warm water can aid in clean up. Clean up of a Tar Shit is often referred to as Tar Wipes.

Roger went to the doctor because he was tired of his constant Tar Shits. His doctor told him that he was consuming too much dietary fat which was making his stool sticky and greasy.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015