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Blue stocking

Nerdy girl who doesn't bother with fashion or hair styling and make up, sometimes to the point of childish lack of dress sense.

Originates in the 18th century where the 'blue' wool stockings were casual, laid back options as opposed to expensive silk ones in ever-changing fashions. The 'blue stockings' were scholarly women who were too busy engaged in improving their minds to worry about constantly updating their wardrobes.

Like 'nerd' and 'boffin' this term is a social stereotype for what is actually a trait of Asperger's Syndrome/autism: the lack of awareness of social cues and trends such as fashion, the desire for comfortable dress and just finding studying more interesting than expensive dress.
Lol look at that girl who only wears jeans and geek tees or shirts, doesn't do her hair or nails or make up or know designer fashions, what a blue stocking.

A woman doesn't become a blue stocking until there's no chance of men being interested in her legs...
by Mozzie89 December 21, 2010
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sporking

The combined activites of spooning and porking.
We just laid in the bed all day sporking.
by Pieboyee December 14, 2010
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Dick Stroking

Phrase, meaning to stroke dick. Lit.

Phrase, meaning to appease another by being a sort of yes man. As if you were stroking their dick to please them into granting you the smallest of favours. Fig.
Pubert: This prompt for Northwestern sounds like a lot of dick stroking.

Jimmy: College essays sound like they want you to respite what you've said at them.
Timmy: That it is Jimmy. Just stroke the dick. Please that admissions person.
Jimmy: Ewww.
Timmy: Dick Stroking, it's figurative dumb shit.
by qw12DUIS December 29, 2013
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Sporking

(v) it's like spooning with a little poky parts.
Spooning leads to sporking :)
by Wookie2007 December 19, 2010
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Snorking

Derived from "Social Networking." The act of using social networking tools such as Facebook, Twitter, etc.
Once the bloggers had exchanges links, they snorked each other's posts, and thus, they were snorking.
by JJBettencourt September 10, 2011
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Snorking

The act of strapping a dildo to the cranium (i.e the top of te head) and then running head first towards your partner (male or female) and the dildo penetrating and pleasuring them.
Adam: I heard you liked snorking?
Jamie: Yeah, I totally snorked your sister AND your mum last night.
by Lewbo October 27, 2011
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stroking the puppy

homosexual sex act, the two butt cheeks being the puppy, the insertion of the penis into the rectum, missionary is stroking.
a"I heard john's classical overture last knight"
b"oh really, and did it please you"
a"for a moment, although most of the fingering sounded as if he'd been stroking the puppy"
b"sticky fingers"
a"indeed"
by Phil Anthropy February 19, 2009
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