Ego Stroking

The act of masturbating to ones own image

"What a narcissist. I heard his little brother caught him ego stroking!"

by Cody Persun March 22, 2009

short stroking

Stroking a small penis.

Dane was humiliated after he was caught short stroking in public.

by AGTheRanter November 9, 2013

Storming Normandy

Formulatiung a plan to acquire as many ladies as possible, by befriending them, followed by a siege of the sexual variety.

Jeremy: "Yo there's like 7 ladies I'm tryin to get with. So many choices!"
Alex: "Time to start Storming Normandy!"

by Jeremy The Tank Engine October 24, 2009

Stooking

When two people simultaneously masturbate while unknowingly thinking of each other.

"I totally spanked it while thinking about you last night."
"Oh my god, what time was that?"
"About...11:45"
"Weird, we were totally Stooking each other, cuz I was thinking of you while I rubbed one out!

by ThaDuke September 18, 2012

Stroking up

When you have a stroke

Hey man, Stalin died from stroking up

by dootmrskeltal March 20, 2019

struggle streaming

an inept although consistent streaming habit

- He's been struggle streaming for the last year
- Should we do something about it?
- No, give it time, he'll either give up or get better

by juiced8 September 15, 2021

scrooging it

Living beyond cheaply. Hoarding money to obscene extents. The art of being a penny-pinching coupon-clipping treasure-hoarding frugality nazi.

"I just quit my shitty job, so I'm scrooging it until I find something that sucks less."

by Rafn May 3, 2005