Chinese Stealth Suit

A act in which a man puts on a black latex suit and turns off the lights and try’s to find and piss on his friends that are hiding

Dave almost caught me while playing Chinese stealth suit

by DionysianSwag May 31, 2021

stealth poo

A crap that by the time you've turned to look at it has already disappeared down the U-bend

"Oh my God, did I just shit? That was a right proper stealth poo"

by BishMcBishopson January 29, 2008

stealth-esteem

The confidence one has in their ability to be stealthy and inconspicuous.

Despite the fact that he moved like a diesel truck without a muffler, Greg had high stealth-esteem.

by Ben [+9 Awesome] July 25, 2008

stealth boobs

boobs which upon first inspection look small/proportional, however on closer inspection they are abnormally large.

'did you realize she is a DD?!?!'
'no, you are kidding! they never look that big.'
'total stealth boobs.'

by jmo-nster June 11, 2009

Steal-a-Meal

Whereby people bring large ziploc bags to Buffets (examples: weddings, corporate events, complimentary hotel brunches, casinos) or Buffet Restaurants for the sole purpose of stuffing excess food into the bags and 'stealing' it. This is usually accomplished by overloading one's plate at the Buffet and then surreptitiously tipping the contents of the plate into the ziploc bag. The ziploc bags are usually concealed in: ladies' handbags, men's briefbags, empty laptop cases, overcoats, children's strollers etc.

So what are we going to hit off the buffet tonite?

I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.

Did you remember to bring the Steal-a-Meal Bags?

Never leave home without 'em!

by sarasplayroom.com December 1, 2009

i'll steal you

I'll crack you in the head

"Shut up, bitch, I'll steal you"

by Kim April 6, 2005

stealth parody

A Stealth Parody is parody that comes across and purports itself to be the the real thing, often the proprietors of a self parody website or group will flat out deny that they are in fact a parody.

Stealth Parodies are often created by people with completely opposite views that the alleged parody contains, and the parody has been created to discredit the group that holds the opposing views. Organizations such as Conservapedia and the Flat Earth Society are often.

The world is flat? You don't really believe that you're just a troll stealth parody.

by ajuk March 25, 2010