Jack-off Squire

A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.

I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!

by USAF Cadet June 4, 2021

squire

A squire is a word used when you can't remember, or don't want to use someone's proper name.

Morning squire, are we winning today?
G'day squire, how are you going today?

by brentjigga August 11, 2012

squirell

A word originated from cave creek az by the brea group, referd to as either an insult, common nickname, and or pretaining to a form of odness.

dude tom theyer is a duche bag, ya he is such a a squirell.

by cavecreekrecker April 18, 2011

Squish

A slang word for vagina.

Yo bro, we need to get some squish this weekend!

by Diggy-Dantz January 3, 2007

Twiggle-Squish

When one is not able to say "I love you" due to circumstances or is mad at their signifigant other, the word Twiggle-squish is the appropriate interjection.

"Shut up! Twiggle-squish."

When around strangers...: "Twiggle-squish."
Around parents or children: "Twiggle-Squish"

by Lily July 6, 2004

Squine

To squeal and whine together

He squined for his toy
Stop squining
That squiney bastard

by abidn November 6, 2007

squishedness

The amount by which something is squished.

That car's squishedness was amplified when the monster truck drove over it.

by ComputerJon May 26, 2009