Squatter

Person who decides to live outside of ordinary society, often against using property for profit and because of the lack of affordable houses for the masses. Squatters often move into properties that have been abandoned for a long time, mostly in communes. Most squatters hate wasting energy and resources, so they use wood stoves, and often resort to products and food that supermarkets and stores get rid off, many grow their own produce. Many are vegetarians or vegans, have dogs, and most wear and use second hand stuff.

I went to a squatter party this weekend, they had a free store and also sold a lot of hats and jewelry there.

I still can't get used to squatter girls and all their hair.

I have never seen more dreads than at that squatter party.

by The Dutch Freya August 11, 2008

squaters

Similar to the "fives" rule on seats. However, with fives, you can only save your seat for five minutes. Calling squaters means that you can save your seat unless you sit down somewhere else. The moment your ass touches another seat, squaters is ended, and the first seat becomes available.

Bob: "shit my phone is ringing, but i dont want to lose my seat..."
gets up to answer phone, and someone steals his seat
Jack:"He should have called squaters"

by The Jewman November 20, 2007

Squeeter

When a class in a high school isn’t as hard as it is supposed to be, it is a squeeter.

“Man, my Physics Honors class is a squeeter.”

by The real Han Solo January 25, 2018

Squatergate

Trump and his administration in the days that followed the 2020 Presidential election when Trump would not leave the White House upon defeat.

Biden was not allowed to begin his duties after the 2020 election due to Squatergate.

by vdaye November 15, 2020

squatters gromit

Yeast infection of the scrotum.

Shit my squatters gromit is itchy, I need some canesten.

by Ilovefrogs69 March 19, 2022

Spastic Squeaker

A Spastic Squeaker is a type of person who always Squeaks when they talk, they also refuse being called a Squeaker.

most Squeakers are very retarded and they act like spastics all they time, they make fucking retarded body movements, sounds such as a fucking pterodactyl and make really dumb and retarded faces.

These fags are mostly found playing games such as Call Of Duty, Fortnite and Overwatch, they are also ultra common in a school playground or even any playground.

Sceptic: "HeY guYs ThAnks FOr The DOO NOO
28 year old in chat: " Kid you're fucking seven shut up you fucking spastic squeaker".
Sceptic: " REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by McKFC February 2, 2019

cereal squatters

Refers to people who habitually store their breakfast-crunchies in your pantry-cupboard instead of keeping them in their own house.

People who live with other folks often have a bog problem with said fellow humans' selfishly snitching their tasty snacks to chow down on themselves, so I can see how these unfortunate souls might indeed legitimately need to become cereal squatters, just to keep their pricey comestibles out of the reach of their grabby co-habitats. If shelf-space is a problem, however, you could suggest that said Wheaties-stashers combine two or more boxes into one larger bag or wide-mouth bottle, so that more food can be stored in the same space.

by QuacksO April 25, 2020