spooner

1. Somebody who says or does something so stupid and or retarded that they could be mistaken for someone who needs to be "spoon" fed, i.e a mentally handicapped person

Josh: "hey guys!?"

Dan & Mole: "what a spooner!"

by Mole(Flea100) January 17, 2007

Spooger

v. or n.

Typically a person who annoys Nick Cash, but more specifically one who masturbates relentlessly and furiously because the real thing is not a possibility due to one's douche bagness

Bryan can't get any, therefore he is doomed to a life of spooging.

LeVaunte's mom caught him getting after it in her own bathroom. What a spooger!!

by Nick E. Cash May 20, 2008

Spooger

when a guy cums on a girl's face and it goes up her nose; effectively creating spooge boogers. Or boogers made of spooge.

My dude came in my face and I spent the rest of the evening blowing massive spoogers.

by sillygrrl May 22, 2011

spoiler

in boxing: one who makes the other opponent look bad but not make himself look good too.

The boxing match was a real fuck-you-instantly fistfest, and we had an Annie Lennox wouldbe who was nothin' but a spoiler. damn!

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Spooderman

A bumbling goofball pretending to be the famous webslinger Spider-Man. They may attempt all they want, but they might fail.

Charlie: Look up in the sky! It's Spider-Man!
Some random guy in a Spider-Man costume: *Swings by* Hey, guys! *Crashes* Ouch! That hurt!
Charlie: Crap...more like Spooderman. :(

by Mr. Wordington the Tenth November 2, 2018

Spoiler Alert

Someone is going to die.

43 Impact, 25 Range, 46 Stability, 15 rounds in the magazine, 360 RPM, 56 Reload, and 68 Handling

A solid gun... if you're not planning on surviving your next firefight.

Spoiler Alert: Someone is going to die.
Rip Cayde-6

by Dizastermaster January 1, 2019

Spoofer

For use as a description of absolutely any person or object. Originating from the derogatory definition of Semen.

How are you Spoofer. Where's the Spoofer? I've had a Spoofer of a day. Spoof!

by Sydney Correspondent September 9, 2003