Slarting

/noun/ N/ Slart, Slarting, Slarted, When a person or animal takes a shit; while seeming to be dancing and farting violently in the process.

The bathroom didn't get punished that way overnight, you certainly gave it a hard Slarting' Johnson.

Johnson, a public restaurant is no place for SLARTING, you’ve already sprayed a brown saucey coating over everyone’s food, and it tastes almost as good as last night's walrus wagina puree.
ASS SHIT DISGUSTINGREPULSIVEWAGINAblumpkinblue waffle

by xxx_WildcardWy@tt_xxx December 12, 2015

Slouting

Slouting is the act of slyly rating someone on their appearance when amongst peers.

This is done by having a code known only amongst your friend group so when you see someone you can 'slout' them to your friends without anyone catching on.
Can be extremely effective at coordinating groups when on the pull with mates

Aww mate, what would you slout her?
She's mint, lads help me slout her
Shall we go out and do a bit of Slouting today?

by vocabulary_king March 5, 2016

slotting grace

When you see a dog who is confused as to why he/she is floating in space.

"Omg look its a slotting grace!"
"Don't you mean floating space dog?"
"Same thing man..."

by RennJoper September 15, 2017

Snorting the Clam

When you are going down on a girl and accidently breathe her vaginal moist up your nose.

"Man , last night I was going down on this chick, but she was holding me down so tight I couldn't come up for air. I ended up snorting the clam."

by Splatterpunks September 29, 2017

splitting my peas

a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other words “triggered”

shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans

by fizzabelle January 3, 2018

Slorbing

Oral performed with a ball (orb) in your mouth, typically sloppily

Yo, my girl came by last night and we were totally slorbing all night.

by slorbonmyknorblikecornontheorb August 20, 2018

splitting at the seam

A girl or woman who has gone through puberty

Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam

by Flat for the food September 27, 2018