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Slarting

/noun/ N/ Slart, Slarting, Slarted, When a person or animal takes a shit; while seeming to be dancing and farting violently in the process.
The bathroom didn't get punished that way overnight, you certainly gave it a hard Slarting' Johnson.

Johnson, a public restaurant is no place for SLARTING, you’ve already sprayed a brown saucey coating over everyone’s food, and it tastes almost as good as last night's walrus wagina puree.
ASS SHIT DISGUSTINGREPULSIVEWAGINAblumpkinblue waffle
by xxx_WildcardWy@tt_xxx December 12, 2015
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Slouting

Slouting is the act of slyly rating someone on their appearance when amongst peers.

This is done by having a code known only amongst your friend group so when you see someone you can 'slout' them to your friends without anyone catching on.
Can be extremely effective at coordinating groups when on the pull with mates
Aww mate, what would you slout her?
She's mint, lads help me slout her
Shall we go out and do a bit of Slouting today?
by vocabulary_king March 5, 2016
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slotting grace

When you see a dog who is confused as to why he/she is floating in space.
"Omg look its a slotting grace!"
"Don't you mean floating space dog?"
"Same thing man..."
by RennJoper September 15, 2017
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Snorting the Clam

When you are going down on a girl and accidently breathe her vaginal moist up your nose.
"Man , last night I was going down on this chick, but she was holding me down so tight I couldn't come up for air. I ended up snorting the clam."
by Splatterpunks September 29, 2017
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splitting my peas

a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other words “triggered
shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans
by fizzabelle January 3, 2018
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Slorbing

Oral performed with a ball (orb) in your mouth, typically sloppily
Yo, my girl came by last night and we were totally slorbing all night.
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splitting at the seam

A girl or woman who has gone through puberty
Person 1: That 18 year old woman is hot.
Person 2: Yeah, cause she is splitting at the seam
by Flat for the food September 27, 2018
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