Sperd

Like sperm, but dumb. They are faster than your run-of-the-mill sperm, but carry one less chromosome. A man's sperd count is inversely related to his intelligence. This phenomenon explains how smart parents sometimes produce dumb offspring, and why dumb fathers often create dumb kids.

Alan: Man, my son is such an idiot. He must be one of those sperd kids.

Mike: Have you ever considered that maybe you only produce sperd, Alan?

Alan: Well what's that supposed to mean?

Mike: Exactly.

by Ganjaninja1031 November 12, 2019

Splender Wender

The term used for an intentionally placed hole within a bathroom partition or wall where certain gratifications may occur. Refer to the definition of "glory hole" for more detailed description.

I went to poop at the bar and was surprised to see that there was a splender wender right next to my face. NOT going back there again!

by Donk McStuffins September 30, 2022

splenda

Commonly known as a sugar substitue, Splenda may also be used as an adjective referring to a bisexuality. In addition, sugar is also used as an adjective when referring to somone who is homosexual.

" Girl, give it up. That man is splenda. Next he'll be lovin' it up on your brother."

by Wicked DNA November 29, 2007

Splendid Persuit

A Chase that is so enjoyible that it provokes a for or Euphoria relesed by Spazams of joy and Purple colored Rainbows to apper at random locations

the retard was involved in another Splendid persuit

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004

splenda

used as a pet name for a thin girl.

I call her splenda because shes just as sweet, but zero the calories

by ethankman September 26, 2010

splenda

1. (n.) Brand-name sugar substitute;
2. (adj.) Synonym for "sweet";
3. (adj.) Shortened version of "splendid";
4. (adj.) Describing one who is excessively perky and cheerful.

1. Pass the Splenda, please.
2. Your new car is splenda, man!
3. Jolly good, ole chap. Absolutely spenda.
4. Patty Simcox in "Grease" is so splenda.

by me. September 7, 2004

splendiferous

ADJ. the hyper-elated condition of ones mind when unnatural sugar substitutes have been consumed over a period of years and caused binding of iron agents in the lower lumbar region of the spine. The condition is associated with excessive dieters such as fashion models, clothing designers and cross-dressers who need such mechanisms to maintain a particularly slender and upbeat lifestyle.

Splenda + ferous

Darling... the event was simply a splendiferous success.

That ensemble is purely splendiferous on you.

by thee radical eclectic September 9, 2006