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Sperrys

Check out my sperrys bro! They were like $125!
by iBJocking February 28, 2012
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Spermwhale

The process of making your partner laugh immediately after a blow job so that your sperm shoots out their nose.
"Me and that bitch were watchin step brothers while she was giving me a bj and she totally spermwhaled all over when I was finished"
by Scuba Sam February 26, 2009
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'Sperg

To wax obsessive on a subject of interest. Often to the point of annoying those around you.
Mac 'sperged about his favorite video game so much that his wife who has never played it can tell you the plot.
by Sheyona August 27, 2013
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Sperminator

Oops... maybe you were looking for Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man who impregnates a woman other than his wife and proceeds to hide this fact for years.
by A1988 June 12, 2011
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Sperm Sock

1: When your out of stuff to clean your mess after you masturbate, you go to the laundry basket and get a sock to clean it up, or if your in a bathroom and your out of toilet paper.

2: Put the sock on your penis and proceed to masturbate. It will soak it all up and you wont have to clean up. And you can add lotion for extra pleasure.

3: Vagina
1: Person 1: shit dude last night i was lonely as fuck so i jacked off for a on the toilet. i then found out i had no TP so i took off my sock and cleaned up with that.

Person 2: EWW SPERM SOCK

2: Person 1: hey do you wanna know a cool way to jack off? put lotion in a sock and use that.

Person 2: wtf?

3: Person 1: my dick was cold so i used my gf as a sperm sock.
by wowtf June 22, 2010
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Sperm

Mostly known as CUM or if you’re from a country called “TikTok”, then you might have heard “CVM”

It’s Pornstars’ favorite drink other than piss!

Sperm is produced by touching your penis a lot until you feel it about to erupt like a volcano

Sperm was first discovered in 2007 when Kim Kardashian stroked Ray J’s penis until she saw white fluid come out of it, now known as sperm
Example 1: Omg daddy please let me stroke your 1 inch dick I’m thirsty for SPERM!

Example 2: I wanna blow bubbles with SPERM
by Cupcakke'sPubicHair November 8, 2022
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spermburper

A person whose breath commonly smells of semen; a derogatory term for a person who commits many acts of fellatio
That cumsponge is a syphylitic spermburper!
by Billious Normanus November 24, 2003
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