Turkish Smooch

When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel

Our new toilets have made Turkish Smooches so much more enjoyable.

by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022

lil bum scooch

The best rapper that the modern world, or even the ancient world has ever listened to.

"Have you heard the new lil bum scooch song?"
"Yeah, its fucking incredible!"

by lilbumscoochbiggestfan September 19, 2017

Slooch

A combination of a slut and a mooch.

How was your date with Kathy last Friday? I took her to dinner and then we went to a party and she ended up going home with some other dude - what a slooch!

by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011

scoochie

A term used by white girls to tell someone to move, or scoot over.

girl one: scoochie!!
girl two: *slides over*

by torirainwater February 20, 2019

smoocher

Common reference to a homosexual used in certain Boston neighborhoods

Wow that dude is a real deal smoocher

by Mike February 11, 2005

Dragon Smooch

While in the act of locking lips at the precise moment when ones tongue is fully erect inside of another ones mouth the person bologna burp's and blows the mist out of their nostrils.

After our lunch date I gave Lisa the ole Dragon Smooch. or

During monopoly the boys all held Henry down and gave him a Dragon Smooch.

by SuperMagicBoyWonder January 18, 2012

Turkish Smooch

When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel

Our new toilets have made Turkish Smooches so much more enjoyable.

by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022