Twat socket

A PopSocket for twats.

A clandestine remote controlled vibrator

That Twat Socket on her phone resembles her personality, a twat.

If that lady wasn’t using her twat socket,

by TheMasterJack October 10, 2025

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Socket clogging

The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.

My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging

by Salad pants October 11, 2025

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dry socket

The sexual unfulfillment and loneliness felt after ending a situationship or casual relationship that involved great sex.

- I decided to be better and so I stoped our casual relationship; such a dry socket though.
- Don't dry socket yourself; why don't you just don't get attached.

by not_a_fuckin_liar January 31, 2025

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Gelatinous Fuck Socket

Refer to Donald Trump.

(Listening to Trump Speak) “Wow, he really is a Gelatinous Fuck Socket.”

by EnigmaAK907 May 25, 2023

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Socket Docking

When two people are docking (see docking), and others want to get involved, the other parties take part by inserting their penis into the anus of one of the parties docking. (Socket Docking)

Tom and Luke were docking and Ryan and Jesse got held they were left out. They positioned themselves behind Tim and Luke to take part. Socket Docking.

by DattoMcHemi June 17, 2023

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