Snowman's Load

A large icy beverage. eg. Slush Drink, Sno-Cone or Ice Water.

"I was so thirsty, I swallowed a Snowman's Load."

Variation: "It is so hot... I could sure go down on a snowman right now!"

by groimsley December 11, 2010

melting snowman

A person who can't handle stressful situations very well and mentally weak

You are like a melting snowman! Get your shit together and stand up for yourself.

by spiderwolf June 30, 2017

Snowman Hand

adj. To have semen all over your hand(s) from either yourself, or a boyfriend after coming. Usually results from unexpected climax.

Lady: My boyfriend didn't warn me before he came, so he gave me a serious case of snowman hand.

Dude: The picture of Angelina Jolie on the cover of Marie Claire made me nut so fast I gave myself snowman hand.
Other Dude: You read Marie Claire?

by KamiChan January 24, 2012

chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.

"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."

by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013

Snowman

Keyboard and synth man Kim Wonpil of Day6 once described himself as a snowman whilst on a skiing/ snowboarding trip with his band mates. “Kim wonpil” is synonymous to God and what he says goes therefore he is “Snowman”

No one: h-
Wonpil: hey I’m snowman

by Wonpi94 March 10, 2019

sliding snowman

When you and your gf are having sex you take a pile of snow and shove it in her vagina/ass and watch it slide out.

Her: oh yeah harder !
Him: takes snow and puts into Vagina.
Her: did you just sliding snowman me

by Fowshow June 14, 2017

Snowman

A black man who loves or dates white woman exclusively.

Bruh is a snowman, he stay surrounded by snow bunnies.

by ModernThoth March 21, 2025