Definitions by Tonyg019

Photogenital 

When ones's penis and/or vagina appears glamorous when being photographed.

Hey, Mario just sexted me a picture of his bulbous, glistening scepter. My god girl, that shaft is photogenital.

Photogenital by Tonyg019 January 8, 2014

chinese snowman 

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.

"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."

chinese snowman by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013

Five skin 

When a male participates in an abundance of intercourse and grows a callous around the shaft of his penis.

Sal went on his honeymoon this weekend, he came back with five skin.

Five skin by Tonyg019 November 14, 2013