Snaking

Sexual term involving two conditions: 1. Only used for break-up sex. 2. Must never be done at your house, only at your girlfriend's or soon to be ex.
Snaking is a form of anal sex. You start out like normal by performing anal sex. You then proceed to ejaculate in her anus. Then let your penis go limp while still in her rectum. Once your penis is limp quickly pull it out and back away. This will cause her anus to convulse and she will shit all over herself and the bed. Hence why you don't do it at your house. This makes the perfect break up sex because she will be so embarrassed that she will never want to talk to you again.

"Last night my girl wanted to break up, so I went to her house and I was snaking her! She hasn't called since!!"

by J. Cash March 13, 2009

Snarking

It is when someone secretly sends humorous or embarrasing e-mails from another persons e-mail address as a practical joke.

Make sure you log out, or you'll be a victim of snarking.

by Malden July 30, 2007

Snarfing

An irregular or comical style of walking. Most common Snarf is a clumsy stumble

1. "My God, that guys snarfing his ass off"

2. "Wow, look at that guy snarf!"

by Suzzinks April 19, 2009

Thanks for sharing

An example of the rhetorical trope of LITOTES (understatement), This is the delicate response one gives to someone who, in a group setting, suddenly blurts out information which is extremely personal, unusually revealing, and possibly unique to that individual. It comes from settings like group psychological counseling or 12-step groups, in which such highly personal testimonies are followed by the Moderator's cool "thanks for sharing." said smoothly-- no matter how disturbing or shocking or incredible was the confession that preceded it. This catchphrase may well have originated from the 1980's TV sitcom, BOB, which starred comedian Bon Newhart as a psychiatrist.

12-step member: "Hi, My name is Marcia."

Group: "Hi, Marcia."

Marcia: I just want to say I'm glad I'm here tonight, I'm a child of incest, I'm a heroin addict and I just murdered my husband"

Moderator: (Smiling benignly, completely calmly) Thanks for sharing, Marcia.

by david lincoln brooks November 3, 2008

snarfing

constantly talking non sense that nobody cares about

While Alfredo and Dom are trying to enjoy a night Andy starts snarfing to ruin all the fun

by BigNooch October 15, 2013

Sharing

Stuffing an object into someone's panties while they dance for you.

I'd share the hell out of my money. - Yugi Muto

I like sharing.

by Master Marik February 28, 2014

snaking my chub

When some dude moves in on your chic.


When some dude moves in on your dance at the strip club after you paid.

I snaked this dude's chub last night at the bar and we had the hammer going all night.

by Stitch March 11, 2004