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wrinkle ranch

area of the pool at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas, NV that is full of old people,
dude, let's go setup shop over there, "nah, that's the wrinkle ranch, let's go to the other side"
by stitch April 7, 2004
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p diddy

A person who speaks nonsense and believes him/herself like Duke. AKA Pipe Dream
P Diddy said he was going to meet me with the $500 he owes me.
by stitch March 11, 2004
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heisman

A women's rejection to sexual advances by a man or another woman
dude, I was hanging out with this chic, we got the hammer going, then she gave me the heisman when i tried to grab her.........
by stitch April 7, 2004
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esmi

esmi was a result of a drunken conversation on IGN.

Like many other nerd/1337 words, it came from a spelling error.

"esmi" is a mispelled "semi".

Often used instead of "owned", "pwned", "own3d", etc. which often is a variation of dominated, defeated, crushed, or proven wrong.
1) leik LOLOLOL, that bitch got esmi'd
2) WTF, my computer wont start up!
ESMI'd
by stitch October 16, 2004
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snaking my chub

When some dude moves in on your chic.


When some dude moves in on your dance at the strip club after you paid.
I snaked this dude's chub last night at the bar and we had the hammer going all night.
by Stitch March 11, 2004
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geeber

by stitch October 10, 2003
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captain egain

A superhero for a new safer millenium.

Captain egain will sort your emails with superspeed and wipe out his evil arch enemy SPAM.

Superpowers include being able to smoke 10 joints at once and rolling a phat one before you can say "roll me a phat one"
Is it a bird?

Is it a plane...

No shit! It's Captain Egain!!!
by Stitch December 5, 2004
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