"That Goomba Joey, he actually stopped that tramp while she was blowing him because he didn't want to fuck his workout up.....what a smyser"
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also a rubbish film
also a rubbish film
Dude1: dude where's my car?
Dude2: where's your car dude?
Dude1: dude where's my car?
Dude2: where's your car dude?
Dude1: dude where's my car?
Dude2: where's your car dude?
and on on on on on..... you get the idea.
Dude2: where's your car dude?
Dude1: dude where's my car?
Dude2: where's your car dude?
Dude1: dude where's my car?
Dude2: where's your car dude?
and on on on on on..... you get the idea.
by Matthew T February 10, 2004
Get the dude where's my car mug.What overly-sensitive people say when somebody says the truth about their bad taste or calls something out for what it is. Even when you give them the facts, they'll still just complain how "everybody should respect their opinion", somehow trying to convince themselves that their opinion is the truth when it clearly isn't. Usually these people are under the age of 19, and you can find them mostly on the internet, (because they're too chicken to argue with you in person.)
Luke: I think Kanye West is a top 5 rapper of all time
Bill: Dude, he's not. There's no way Kanye is a top 5 rapper of all time, you'd have to be pretty stupid to believe something like that. Kanye doesn't even write his own lyrics, so he can't be the best.
Luke: Damn, can't you just respect my opinion? I think Kanye is a top 5 rapper of all time, it's my opinion! I don't care if you don't like it, it's my opinion!
Bill: Yes, but that doesn't make it correct and it doesn't make Kanye being a top 5 rapper any closer to the truth. So if it helps you sleep at night cool, but at the end of the day it's factually incorrect.
Bill: Dude, he's not. There's no way Kanye is a top 5 rapper of all time, you'd have to be pretty stupid to believe something like that. Kanye doesn't even write his own lyrics, so he can't be the best.
Luke: Damn, can't you just respect my opinion? I think Kanye is a top 5 rapper of all time, it's my opinion! I don't care if you don't like it, it's my opinion!
Bill: Yes, but that doesn't make it correct and it doesn't make Kanye being a top 5 rapper any closer to the truth. So if it helps you sleep at night cool, but at the end of the day it's factually incorrect.
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Jessi Slaughter: If you hate me, you know what... Suck my Non Existing Penis, okay? Just suck it.
by Jelloid April 13, 2011
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Instead of typing :) someone types :( or
Instead of a "thumbs up" they type "thumbs down"
Instead of typing :) someone types :( or
Instead of a "thumbs up" they type "thumbs down"
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Get the Smyler mug.A averagely sized male with the vision of stevie wonder and a haircut equivalent to a lesbian who is still questioning her sexuality.
He is considered very petit among the male species and must be protected at all costs.
Loves black women and yet still gets no pussy
He is considered very petit among the male species and must be protected at all costs.
Loves black women and yet still gets no pussy
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